Grigio sounds pretty cool for a boy, yes? I mean, I wouldn't call him Pinot, that would be cruel.

Chenin also sounds nice, but maybe for a girl, and Merlot - that could be either gender. Like Stormageddon.

But Chardonnay? No.

I wonder if I could get away with Martin Ifan... then he could be Martini. I think when I finish the Pinot Grigiot I could move onto the Martini...

OK, names for my second child:
Stormageddon Grigio (for a boy)
Stormageddon Chenin (for a girl - but maybe too much of a mouthful?)
Stormageddon Merlot
Stormageddon Martin Ifan (for a boy)
Stormageddon Martini (for a girl)
Stormageddon Asti

Not going down the ale route here... but no inspiring ale names. I wouldn't go for Sauvignon as a name either, so it isn't about if I like the drink or not. Not entirely. So what do you all think?

And before you all get excited - I'm not pregnant. Unless I can get knocked up by good wine alone.